The Latest Drop
Discover the latest additions to our collection.
PLOT TWIST: ECTOPIC Hat
$20.00
The storyline took an unexpected turn. It's the plot twist nobody saw coming.
Positive test. Big plans. Very wrong location.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Positive test. Big plans. Very wrong location.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Limited Collection
Winter 2026
ADVICE: $0. IVF: $30,000. Hat
$20.00
Some advice is free. IVF decidedly is not.
The ADVICE: $0. IVF: $30,000 Cap is for anyone who has ever received a completely free fertility opinion alongside a very expensive treatment plan. Finished with Second Line’s signature bow detail, it delivers the message without requiring an explanation.
Designed with a classic, understated silhouette and elevated embroidery, it’s easy enough for everyday wear—and pointed enough for holiday dinners.
• 100% cotton
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Soft crown
• Pre-curved visor
• Matching fabric adjustable strap
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Head circumference: 21.65″–25.19″ (55 cm–64 cm)
The ADVICE: $0. IVF: $30,000 Cap is for anyone who has ever received a completely free fertility opinion alongside a very expensive treatment plan. Finished with Second Line’s signature bow detail, it delivers the message without requiring an explanation.
Designed with a classic, understated silhouette and elevated embroidery, it’s easy enough for everyday wear—and pointed enough for holiday dinners.
• 100% cotton
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Soft crown
• Pre-curved visor
• Matching fabric adjustable strap
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Head circumference: 21.65″–25.19″ (55 cm–64 cm)
Featured Products
The IVF Country Club Quarter-Zip w/ Vial
$50.00
Est. 1977 | Membership Was Never Optional.
Welcome to the club nobody planned on joining.
The initiation fees? Outrageous. The membership requirements? Questionable. The dress code? Impeccable.
• 10 oz./yd.² (339 g/m²) heavyweight 3-end fleece
• 65% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester fleece
• Athletic Heather: 62% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 38% polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Half-zip neckline with silver metal zipper
• Soft brushed fleece interior
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a secure fit
• Side-seamed construction
Welcome to the club nobody planned on joining.
The initiation fees? Outrageous. The membership requirements? Questionable. The dress code? Impeccable.
• 10 oz./yd.² (339 g/m²) heavyweight 3-end fleece
• 65% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester fleece
• Athletic Heather: 62% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 38% polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Half-zip neckline with silver metal zipper
• Soft brushed fleece interior
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a secure fit
• Side-seamed construction
LAST TUBE STANDING Hat
$20.00
Lost a tube? But kept the sense of humor. LAST TUBE STANDING.
One left. No pressure.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
One left. No pressure.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
PLEASE REMAIN IN THE UTERUS Sweatshirt
from $25.00
Please. We’re asking nicely.
For anyone who learned the hard way that implantation is apparently very particular about location.
The Please Remain in the Uterus Crewneck pairs fertility dark humor with a clean, collegiate-inspired design that you can wear without explaining—unless you want to.
Created with ectopic pregnancy, pregnancy after loss, and the complicated experience of trying again in mind.
Because after you’ve been through it, sometimes “please remain in the uterus” really is the entire birth plan.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
For anyone who learned the hard way that implantation is apparently very particular about location.
The Please Remain in the Uterus Crewneck pairs fertility dark humor with a clean, collegiate-inspired design that you can wear without explaining—unless you want to.
Created with ectopic pregnancy, pregnancy after loss, and the complicated experience of trying again in mind.
Because after you’ve been through it, sometimes “please remain in the uterus” really is the entire birth plan.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.